Ranks and Records
Cookie
| Idiot |
Flow |
Boat |
Surf? |
Swim? |
| Brad |
4200 cfs |
Play Boat |
Yes |
No |
| Eric |
3340 cfs |
Creeker |
No |
No |
| Paul |
2510 cfs |
Creeker |
No |
No |
Eric vs. Poop Shoot
Its Shitty
Eric: +2 (He is winning!)
Brad vs. "The River"
Robe Edition
- Nash Compactor Rodeo = Brad Swim
- Faceplant Face Smash = Brad Swim (stitches)
- T1 Beatdown / Paddle Smash to Face = Brad Swim (no stitches)
- Sunshine hell hole Scorch rodeo = Cartwheels but no swim
Lower Icicle
| Paddler |
Level |
Flips |
Swims |
Carps |
Paddling |
Swimming |
Total |
| Paul |
1700 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
100 yards |
100 yards |
200 yards |
| Paul |
1820 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
Good Strokes |
Not today Satan! |
Stoked |
Sky
How low can you go swim?
| Rank |
Paddler |
Level |
Feature |
Excuse |
Crowd Response |
| 1 |
Alena |
1100 |
Crunch Hole |
Failed to try offside. |
Cheers all around |
| 1 |
Eric |
1100 |
Pool |
Thought I was still in Crunch. |
Hilarity |
| 1 |
Paul |
1100 |
Crunch Hole |
Sticky as fuck! |
Joy |
| 4 |
Paul |
1130 |
Crunch Hole |
Unable to establish side surf. |
Jubilation |